i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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