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Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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