Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Pooping to opera.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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