I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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