if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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