these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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