The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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