Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize