with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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