I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I think my vagina is haunted
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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