Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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