No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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