Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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