I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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