It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
How naked do you want me to be?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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