I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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