So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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