what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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