its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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