I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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