Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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