Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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