love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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