spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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