Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think my vagina is haunted
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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