I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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