Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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