Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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