I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize