when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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