8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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