im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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