I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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