KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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