genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
