I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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