i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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