I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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