I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
