Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Randomize
