I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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