Got a toothbrush?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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