yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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