So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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