ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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