I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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