..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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