I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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