Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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