I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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