Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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