i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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