Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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